Okay, but that doesn’t explain why there’s a chicken throwing up at the end of your comment. Consuelo, explain . . . the . . . chicken.
Aron, I think the fact that you can remember every forehead you’ve ever seen is a little strange. Can we recommend a psychologist?
Please. Tell us more about your extremely well thought out views on diarrhea and vomiting, Richard.
Anyone else miss high school? Yeah, me neither.
Charles, did Romney shoot that poor mouse too, or . . . ?
Actually, that’s 11 words, Rick. But yeah, we get the idea.
Hi John! Do travel agents make more than hookers? And if so, how do you know?
Well, of course he’s doing it blindly, Oskar. If he’s up their ass, how do you expect him to see?
Just because you found it, doesn’t mean you gotta pick it up and take a picture.
Congratulations Elliot, Alex, Zachary and David. You all just found the express lane to hell. Don’t worry, it’ll only feel like an eternity.