#10 Answer the question, Senator. The voters have a right to know.
#9 Remind me again. Which one is the puppy murderer, and which one’s the weasel?
#8 Uh, you spelled “pope” wrong. Twice.
#7 Take that, Nevada.
#6 Don’t forget Iowa, New Hampshire and Nevada. I guess rednecks and uneducated jackasses live there, too.
#5 One straightforward message deserves another.
#4 Oh, so that’s how to be an Uncle Tom. I did not know that.
#3 Okay, but you’re going to have to explain why we’re giving them the parachute.
#2 See, and this whole time I thought it was because of the poverty, crime, and drug cartels.
#1 Apparently, this old lady really ruined this guy’s day.